Jason X

Jason X (2001)
Seen on DVD 11th August 2008

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... *sigh*

Basically, this movie is a JOKE!

STORY: 2/7 - (ha ha ha ha)
Jason Vorhees has been captured and put to death (unsuccessfully) many times. Some random people have decided that it would be best to just cryogenically freeze Jason and keep him that way forever. Unfortunately, in the year 2455 he is un-frozen on a space ship and goes back to his old habits.

ACTING: 1.5/7 - (ha ha ha ha)
There isn't much.

CINE / VISUAL EFFECTS: 4/7 - (hmmm...)
The Nano-Bots or "ants" as they call them are pretty cool, and Jason is nice and shiny once he gets his "update."

SCORE / SOUND: 5/7
i gave it 5 purely because it includes...

[whisper] Ch ch ch - Ha ha ha - Ch ch ch - Ha ha ha [/whisper]


SONGS: N/A


GORE RATING: 4/7
A face get's frozen and then smashed off. That is pretty frickin awesome.
Jason also gets MAJORLY destroyed a few times. (I love how you can kill him lots of times.)


OVERALL: 3/7 - (ha ha ha ha ha ha ha)


Interesting trivia -
- Jason never blinks
- The BFG is mentioned (DOOM the game)
- Kill count: 28