Thursday, July 24, 2008

Suburban Commando



Suburban Commando (1991)
Seen on DVD 24th July 2008

Christopher Lloyd!
Hollywood Hulk Hogan!!
And... SHELLEY DUVALL!!!

Heck Yes!

STORY: 2/7
Hulk Hogan is Shep Ramsey, an intergallactic soldier who has crash landed on earth after destroying an evil would-be ruler-of-the-universe. He then goes to live with Charlie, Jenny and their kids.

ACTING: 1/7
SHELLEY DUVALL MIGHT BE THE WORST ACTRESS IN THE WORLD!!

CINEMATOGRAPHY / VISUAL EFFECTS: 2/7
Looks like a VERY early-nineties movie.

SCORE / SOUND: 4/7
Pretty good here actually. Sometimes a little bit Elfman-esque even.

SONGS: N/A



OVERALL: 3/7

So bad it's good.


Interesting facts -
- Shelley Duvall is the worst actress ever.
- Special effects technician Michael Colvin was accidentally killed on the set
- Hulk Hogans real name is Terry Gene Bollea
- Hulk Hogan is the single most requested celebrity for the Make-A-Wish Foundation

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