Python

Python (2000)
Seen on DVD 20th Sept 2008

Don't you just hate it when you think you've found a funny, new, interesting, crappy horror movie, only to find out that you've already seen it before, like a thousand times.

STORY: 2.5/7
There is this GIANT snake loose in a small town, but the local authorities don't know that, so when bodies start showing up, they start looking for a murderer.

ACTING: 2/7
The acting in this is TERRIBLE! Except of course for the reason that we rented it, Freddy Krueger himself, Mr Robert Englund! He is always so entertaining to watch. I'm also gonna give a mention to Casper Van Dien (Starship Troopers) for not being scared to wear a VERY lame moustache and use a STUPID accent.

* Robert Englund *

CINE / VISUAL EFFECTS: 5/7
Some of the visual effects were actually quite cool. For one there was a GIANT snake!

* A freaking huge snake head *

SCORE / SOUND: 2/7
You know how crappy horror movies sound.

GORE RATING: 4/7
There's some nice mostly digested corpses and a decapitation or two.

* Casper Van Dien - ha ha ha *

OVERALL: 3/7


Interesting Facts -
- There's a sequel!