10,000 BC (2008)
Seen on DVD 17th Sept 2008
There really wasn't much to enjoy in this film.
There was a sweeping timeless love story (blergh)
some really big mammoths (pretty cool)
and a sabretooth (awesome, but not in it enough)
STORY: 3/7
it's 10,000BC and everyone has dreadlocks. There is a prophecy that a great hunter will arise and he, along with the child with the blue eyes, will carry the people into a brighter future. The hunter they find is D'Leh (Steven Strait - The Covenant.) The child with the Blue eyes is kidnapped by "Four Legged Demons!" (men on horses) and D'Leh takes a group of hunters to go get her. There's a SABRETOOTH... the sabretooth comes back a bit later. The End.
ACTING: 2.5/7
Can you call broken english acting? My issue isn't that they speak english, it's just that they speak broken english. If you're just going to make them speak in a way we understand, make them SPEAK!
* The Sabretooth - he's so pretty *
Seen on DVD 17th Sept 2008
There really wasn't much to enjoy in this film.
There was a sweeping timeless love story (blergh)
some really big mammoths (pretty cool)
and a sabretooth (awesome, but not in it enough)
STORY: 3/7
it's 10,000BC and everyone has dreadlocks. There is a prophecy that a great hunter will arise and he, along with the child with the blue eyes, will carry the people into a brighter future. The hunter they find is D'Leh (Steven Strait - The Covenant.) The child with the Blue eyes is kidnapped by "Four Legged Demons!" (men on horses) and D'Leh takes a group of hunters to go get her. There's a SABRETOOTH... the sabretooth comes back a bit later. The End.
ACTING: 2.5/7
Can you call broken english acting? My issue isn't that they speak english, it's just that they speak broken english. If you're just going to make them speak in a way we understand, make them SPEAK!
* The Sabretooth - he's so pretty *
SCORE / SOUND: 5/7
The score was pretty good, nothing all that special though
OVERALL: 3.5/7
The score was pretty good, nothing all that special though
OVERALL: 3.5/7
